Defcon Kekekekekakl (blog)

Bestilt!

'His hand closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the dark and twisting path he saw stretching ahead for himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year, or in ten, he felt his heart lift at the thought that there was still one last golden day of peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione.' With these words "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" draws to a close. And here in this seventh and final book, Harry Potter discovers what fate truly has in store for him after the moments of calm as he inextricably makes his way to that final meeting with Voldemort. In this thrilling climax of the phenomenal bestselling series, J.K. Rowling will reveal answers to the many questions that her readers have been so eagerly waiting for.

Jeg kan ikke det her!

... men Planet Snuskete-Mannen sitt arbeid gjorde alt for vondt med øynene mine!!!

Derfor har jeg hakket sammen et utkast til planeten, som kan likes, eller hates, men
det er da ihvertfall et utkast. Web-visning ligger på
http://lilug.no/~fishy/snuskete/
(beklager UTF8/ISO bug), og skjermskudd (ja det er Safari for teh Win-dows) finnes her:

Have a nice towel day!

This is meez too… (meme)

Fant igrunn ikke noe hår jeg var fornøyd med, men det er da close enough?

meme: Which Family Guy Character Are you?

Stewie

Take this quiz!

Bagle.Y Spreading via YouTube ??

I got this HUGE WTF after leaving my computer unattended while running Windows XP. I sometimes have to run that OS, and when I do, I try to make sure I have anti-malware/virus protection, and run Firefox as my web-browser.

I had been looking at some videos at YouTube, and decided to just let the computer idle with the YouTube page up while I was out of the house for a short while. When I came back, I got this WTF when the screen came to life..

F-Secure Internet Shield had detected an incoming probe from Bagle.Y with
one of YouTube's IP adresses as the originator!

As the network I am on is protected by no less than two statefull firewalls, the only way this could happen, is that one of YouTube's web-servers is infected with Bagle.Y, and that the virus has hijacked an already existing communication between my computer and the server in question. That is sneaky, as it will effectively render statefull firewalling non-effective in protecting Windows computers that are not running an up-to-date virus/malware protection scheme. Also note that this insecurity has nothing to do with what web-browser actually initiated the "attack", even tho the virus in question is dependent on an Internet Explorer rendering engine handling the incoming data to do its magic..

I hope that this is a "one-off" or just some freak incident, and that this post/rant/whatever is unfounded FUD-spreading. It it is not, then please follow my suggestions:

• If you need to run Windows, make sure you have working malware protection
• Again, on Windows, be vary of content-rich media-sites that run off Microsoft based datacenters, i.e. YouTube and Hotmail
• Try to avoid any applications that use the Microsoft Internet Explorer rendering engine. This includes: Eudora, Outlook Express, Outlook, Word et.al.
• If possible: switch to an OS that is less prone to infection

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Update!

I recieved the following correspondence from YouTube after notifying them

Dear Jon,



Thanks for contacting YouTube.



Jon, first off, let me apologize for the anxiety that you are facing here.
We at YouTube appreciate your detailed inquiry/claim. I have passed this
onto our chief of security issues here and you should be hearing from us
shortly. Let me reiterate how serious we take security issues. One note,
the screenshot you provided showed an old address (non-current) for our
company. Please be patient while we investigate this issue.


Regards,



[name removed]

The YouTube Team

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        Dildo* dildo;
        void* vagina;
        if ( person->sex() != FEMALE ) vagina = new Anus(person);
        else vagina = new Vagina(person);
        for (;;)
        {
                dildo->insertInto( &vagina );
                dildo->removeFrom ( &vagina );
                if ( person->hasOrgasm() ) return true;
        }
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Spot the WTF !!

This is from eZ Publish 3.9, which also is called "production code"...

Tryu to spot the small, cute WTF...

    function createHash( $user, $password, $site, $type )
    {
        $str = '';
//         eZDebugSetting::writeDebug( 'kernel-user', "'$user' '$password' '$site'", "ezuser($type)" );
        if( $type == EZ_USER_PASSWORD_HASH_MD5_USER )
        {
            $str = md5( "$user\n$password" );
        }
        else if ( $type == EZ_USER_PASSWORD_HASH_MD5_SITE )
        {
            $str = md5( "$user\n$password\n$site" );
        }
        else if ( $type == EZ_USER_PASSWORD_HASH_MYSQL )
        {
            // Do some MySQL stuff here
        }
        else if ( $type == EZ_USER_PASSWORD_HASH_PLAINTEXT )
        {
            $str = $password;
        }
        else // EZ_USER_PASSWORD_HASH_MD5_PASSWORD
        {
            $str = md5( $password );
        }
        eZDebugSetting::writeDebug( 'kernel-user', $str, "ezuser($type)" );
        return $str;
    }